Most of us have had the (dis)pleasure of working in the customer service industry at some point in our lives. But, for those who haven’t, here’s a secret: It sucks.
And customers who don’t follow the cardinal rules of politeness will be punished in kind, although they rarely know it.
Austin Michael Symonds, 18, unfortunately, wasn’t sneaky enough in his customer-scorning.
He was caught rubbing his balls on a pizza at the Papa Murphy’s he worked at in Georgetown, Texas.
We’d love to report that the pizza he rubbed his balls on was fresh out of the oven, but Papa Murphy’s specializes in take-home pizzas customers bake themselves.
The would-be-recipient of the nutty pie caught Symonds red handed and called the cops.
Police charged Symonds with tampering with a consumer product (which, PS, is a felony) and the teenager was released on bail set at $10,000.
Lesson: If you’re going to rub your balls on people’s food, do it where nobody can see you.
H/T: Statesman, Photo Courtesy: We Heart It